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wee guaranteed we're going to be the subject of "the colbert report." you can't believe what is going on, can you? >> i'm learning so much about broadcasting. >> ring a bell, get a treat. >>> nick and vanessa lachey, introducing the world to their beautiful baby boy. that's camden. he was born september 12th. >>> drew barrymore's girl, olive, born last week. >> she played olive the reindeer in a reindeer movie. >> i wondered where that came from. and i'll bet you -- >> the depth of your drew barrymore knowledge is startling. i'm out of my element here. i didn't know how much research was involved in doing this show. >> i stayed up all night. >> did you really? >> and elizabeth is always the one with the extra facts. she brings them, every story. >>> and from that delivery room to the ballroom, a great night on "dancing with the stars." sabrina bryan and louis van amstel scoring with their quick step. that was beautiful enough. but the highlight may have been kelly monaco teaching val to lift and separate in the dance move. lending him water balloons and
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this is the "the colbert report". ["the colbert report" theme music playing] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central >> stephen: woo! ladies and gentlemen -- [crowd chanting stephen, stephen stephen] thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thank you sox if you would go behind me chanting like that i might actually go running some day. [ laughter ] welcome to the report g. to have you with us. folks, last 48 hours have been aapocalyptic for the romney exaifnl makes me long for the previous 48 hours which were merely catastrophic. [ laughter ] it all started when video surfaisd of mitt -- surfaced of mitt telling donors at a private
this is the "the colbert report". ["the colbert report" theme music playing] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central >> stephen: woo! ladies and gentlemen -- [crowd chanting stephen, stephen stephen] thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thank you sox if you would go behind me chanting like that i might actually go running some day. [ laughter ] welcome to the report g. to have you with us. folks, last 48 hours have been aapocalyptic for the romney...
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>> reporter: all at the ripe old age of 22. >> welcome to nashville. >> reporter: thank you. it's a little steamy. >> reporter: when i caught up with taylor swift, she was in the middle of shooting her third cover for "glamour" magazine. >> i would wear anything they asked me too, really. >> reporter: you are very compliant for a person -- you are also very organized. >> you pick your battles. >> reporter: is that what it is? >> fighting a neon top, that's not a hill i want to die on. >> reporter: in person, she is indeed a charming mixture of accomplished professional and somewhat giddy kid. >> and this is my favorite thing as well as this. >> reporter: i love that. those are the two things. the real taylor swift would use these. >> i am for real going to steal them for sure. >> reporter: you are? she also may be the most successful singer/song writer of her generation. you're the number one earning star, 30 years old or younger, beating justin bieber. >> oh, yeah. someone told me that. >> reporter: rihanna. reportedly $56 million last year. >> that's a lot. >> reporter: doe
>> reporter: all at the ripe old age of 22. >> welcome to nashville. >> reporter: thank you. it's a little steamy. >> reporter: when i caught up with taylor swift, she was in the middle of shooting her third cover for "glamour" magazine. >> i would wear anything they asked me too, really. >> reporter: you are very compliant for a person -- you are also very organized. >> you pick your battles. >> reporter: is that what it is? >>...
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this is "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to "the report." (audience chanting "stephen"). (cheers and applause) thank you, ladies and gentlemen. welcome to "the report." please, thank you for joining us. i lost the emmy. (laughter) speaking of losing, mitt romney. (laughter) he has had a run of bad luck lately and this past weekend was no different. on saturday, ann romney's plane had to make an emergency landing after an electrical fire broke out on board. now, i'm happy to hear that she is fine. no one's sure what happened, though ann swears she saw a gremlin on the wing. (laughter) and mitt used this close call to present a bold idea. >> when you have a fire in the-- in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly. there's no-- and you can't find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft because the windows don't open. i don't know why they don't do that. (laughter) but it's a real problem. >> stephen
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[cheers and applause] thank you i did read that well, thank you. >> you forgot i'm doing the colbert show, too. >> stephen: congratulations, when an honor. [cheers and applause] it's -- we're until the days after tonement here. anything would you like to apologies for me for? >> for all the wrong notes. throughout the years there were about -- i think -- three of them. >> stephen: i was going to say, i accept your apology. thank you so much. [ laughter ] i love classical music in its place, okay, at the background -- background at a nice restaurant or something to cut an olympic montage too but i don't understand people's passion for classical music. what is it that drew you to it? >> i was listening on the radio to violinist and classical pieces and orchestras and i like particularly the violinists the sound of tone. >> stephen: how old are we talking here? >> three or four years ago. they brought me a small violin and it didn't sound like i heard on the radio. i threw it away. we post ponied my training to a year later when i could actually make a scratchy sound. >> stephen: when d
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for instance, all this week i've been on "the colbert report." next week i will be pushing the book on good morning america, anderson cooper, live with kelly, late night with david letterman and in the opening credits of downton abbey. (applause) we have similar views on immigration. bloody-- folk, the whole publicity folk stretch launches this monday night at 9:00 p.m. when i sit down with oprah! (cheers and applause) oprah's next chapter, again, that is sunday at 9:00 on the oprah winfrey network. uh, some people have to name everything after themselves. by doing this i will be joining the ranks of such next chapterers as lady ga ga, usher, jennifer hudson, gabbie dougeas, ree hanna and 50 cent. that by the way is actually a picture of lady gaga wearing a dress made of those other people. (laughter) anyway, sunday, me oprah, jimmy, show them a clip. >> ms. win-free, hello. won't you-- won't you please. okay. to ungcious, i don't want to seem needy. oprah, no, okay. welcome to your next chapter. >> hi, bye. >> extraordinary. >> you get the idea.
for instance, all this week i've been on "the colbert report." next week i will be pushing the book on good morning america, anderson cooper, live with kelly, late night with david letterman and in the opening credits of downton abbey. (applause) we have similar views on immigration. bloody-- folk, the whole publicity folk stretch launches this monday night at 9:00 p.m. when i sit down with oprah! (cheers and applause) oprah's next chapter, again, that is sunday at 9:00 on the oprah...
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(laughter) this is "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) . >> stephen: whoo! whoo! whoo! come on! (audience chanting "stephen") folks-- (audience chanting "stephen"). (cheers and applause) folks, folks, i've got to tell you, no matter-- sometimes i think the world is a dark cave, but you are always my light at the end of the tunnel. (laughter) welcome to th to the "report," everybody. thank you for joining us. nation, i have always hated change. that's why i'm solidly against transformers, shrinky-dinks and air caterpillars. (laughter) and don't tell me you've always felt like a butterfly trapped in a lava's body, it's unnatural. (laughter) folks, i was truly upset when i heard my favorite newspaper, the "u.s.a. today" was getting a dramatic redesign. turns out i was worrying for nothing because, in a digital era where print media is struggling, "u.s.a. today" is focusing their energy where it counts: the logo. (laughter) as publisher larry cramer wrote in
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by the way, "the washington post's" chris cillizza reports that pro-romney outside groups have paid for three out of four of the ads supporting him in this election cycle while pro-obama outside groups have paid for one in every five ads backing the president. the conservative groups, cillizza writes, "have kept romney in the game" and he should be able to "outspend obama rather significantly in the final weeks of the race." so whether you want to call it an arms race, a plague of biblical proportions, or the death spiral of democracy, take it seriously. especially all that secret money. it's poison being mainlined into our country's arteries, as destructive as arsenic in your drinking water. and you'll never know who put it there. no one knows the ins-and-outs of this cash-and-carry racket better than trevor potter, and no one is more committed to cleaning it up. a former chairman of the federal election commission, he served as general counsel to john mccain during the senator's presidential campaigns in 2000 and again in 2008. t trevor potter is with the law firm of caplin and drysda
by the way, "the washington post's" chris cillizza reports that pro-romney outside groups have paid for three out of four of the ads supporting him in this election cycle while pro-obama outside groups have paid for one in every five ads backing the president. the conservative groups, cillizza writes, "have kept romney in the game" and he should be able to "outspend obama rather significantly in the final weeks of the race." so whether you want to call it an arms...
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that's our report. thanks for watching. i'm john seigenthaler . . >>> romney versus ryan, the divorce. let's play "hardball." ♪ >>> good evening. i'm chris matthews in washington. let me start with mr. romney's divorce. why did he pick paul ryan for his running mate? certainly not for better or worse. mitt spends his days and nights acting as if he's out there all alone, that he never hooked up with ryan in the first place. i get it. romney doesn't want to get dragged down by his political mate's push for getting rid of medicare. he acts like ryan has no hold on him, but it's not the way it works. romney has slowly gotten the word that the voter out there thought the two had things worked out, that romney and ryan were in this thing together. well, they're not. romney is dying. he can't stand being tied to ryan, and all that budget cutting baggage of his. for his part, ryan is feeling the taint of having a running mate who is unwilling to stand with him, unwilling to be his kind of politician. a conviction politician. so
that's our report. thanks for watching. i'm john seigenthaler . . >>> romney versus ryan, the divorce. let's play "hardball." ♪ >>> good evening. i'm chris matthews in washington. let me start with mr. romney's divorce. why did he pick paul ryan for his running mate? certainly not for better or worse. mitt spends his days and nights acting as if he's out there all alone, that he never hooked up with ryan in the first place. i get it. romney doesn't want to get...
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last night stephen colbert looked at mitt romney's reaction to the incident. >> on saturday, ann romney's plane had to make an emergency landing after an electrical fire broke out on board. i'm happy to hear she's fine. mitt used in this close call to present a bold idea. >> when you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go exactly. there's no -- and you can't find any oxygen to get in because the windows don't open. i don't know why they don't do that. but it's a real problem. >> it is a real problem. for one thin, it explains why burger king doesn't have a fly-through window. >> i would eat there about if they can it. still ahead, why are you awake? your cabin pressure tweets, texts and e-mails are next. does your phone give you all day battery life ? droid does. and does it launch apps by voice while learning your voice ? launch cab4me. droid does. keep left at the fork. does it do turn-by-turn navigation ? droid does. with verizon, america's largest 4g lte network, and motorola, droid does. get $100 off select motorola 4g lte smartphones like the droid razr. hey america, eve
last night stephen colbert looked at mitt romney's reaction to the incident. >> on saturday, ann romney's plane had to make an emergency landing after an electrical fire broke out on board. i'm happy to hear she's fine. mitt used in this close call to present a bold idea. >> when you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go exactly. there's no -- and you can't find any oxygen to get in because the windows don't open. i don't know why they don't do that. but it's a real...
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well, stephen colbert weighed in. >> you can't trust polls, right fox news? >> the latest fox news polls give president obama an edge in three key swing states. once you isolate voters who are extremely interested in the election, the race is much closer. >> romney's tied when you focus on the inexpressibly intrigued. and he's up by two points when you count only voters who are psychotically engaged. folks, i have got my own source of polls, conservative blogger dean chambers who analyzed these polls favoring obama and then reached the scientific conclusion that they just didn't look right. chambers' work throws all polls into doubt now. even the internal ones i have taken of myself. i mean, the results say i'm not that excited about mitt romney, but as a conservative i feel like i should love him. maybe the sample size is too small or maybe i checked the wrong box and i'm actually latino, you know? >> it's not a good sign just six weeks from election day to bash the polls. >>> the first presidential debate is next week, next wednesday. looking back to the go
well, stephen colbert weighed in. >> you can't trust polls, right fox news? >> the latest fox news polls give president obama an edge in three key swing states. once you isolate voters who are extremely interested in the election, the race is much closer. >> romney's tied when you focus on the inexpressibly intrigued. and he's up by two points when you count only voters who are psychotically engaged. folks, i have got my own source of polls, conservative blogger dean chambers...
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(laughter) this is the sport report. (cheers and applause) nation, a couple weeks back i broke the story about how the n.f.l. owners locked out its union referees and is now using replacements from division 3 college football, high school football, and, i believe, european football. (laughter) in fact, in the last week's jets/dolphins game, both teams got a yellow card for using their hands. (laughter) the n.f.l. is also using several referees that were allegedly fired by the lingerie league for on field incompetent officiating. (laughter) for some reason, after every down they had to watch the slow motion replay. (laughter) but now these replacement refs are getting flak just because their innocent mistakes are determining the outcomes of games! (laughter) just listen to fox news' the brown haired guy who's not steve doocy. >> the calls to bring back regular n.f.l. refs sure to heat up after last night's game. if you're watching this show you probably didn't watch this game. would they complete this pass? the refs say s
(laughter) this is the sport report. (cheers and applause) nation, a couple weeks back i broke the story about how the n.f.l. owners locked out its union referees and is now using replacements from division 3 college football, high school football, and, i believe, european football. (laughter) in fact, in the last week's jets/dolphins game, both teams got a yellow card for using their hands. (laughter) the n.f.l. is also using several referees that were allegedly fired by the lingerie league...
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(laughter) this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the "report." it's good to have you with us! thank you, ladies and gentlemen. (cheers and applause) (audience chanting "stephen") (cheers and applause) >> stephen: folks, thank you so much for joining us. good to have you with us. folks, it is almost midnight on i don't mean yom kippur, the jewish day of atonement, filled with somer reflection and profound regret-- that i had to give my writers the day off. (laughter) come back, fellas, god forgives you. (laughter) (whispering) but i never will. i'd also like to toast my jewish viewers who are breaking fast tonight. to life! or, as your people say, aloha! (laughter) to the rest of my viewers out there, i'm afraid i have some tragic news. jim? >> the financial times reports drought conditions here in the u.s. say that it's destroyed crops used to feed pigs. the pig association says it became too expensive f
(laughter) this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the "report." it's good to have you with us! thank you, ladies and gentlemen. (cheers and applause) (audience chanting "stephen") (cheers and applause) >> stephen: folks, thank you so much for joining us. good to have you with us. folks, it is almost midnight on i don't mean yom...
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in fact, long time reporter with a book on what would have happened if al gore won. that's interesting. then we actually found something funny about prime minister netanyahu's speech is the u.n. today. who but us? plus elbow of the day. it's go time. ♪ >> you are not to worry. my policies will make things better for hem. >> what's my plan? give tax breaks to companies that invest in america. >> i want to see us export more jobs -- export more products. i was channeling my opponent there for a second. >> i will act to repeal obamacare. >> i got everybody in my state insured. i don't think there's anything that shows more empathy. >> obamacare! >> i'm going to win in ohio. i'm going to be the next president. >> i'm going to be the nominee. >> bain capital was formed to invest in start up companies to harvest them as a significant profit. >> we're all on our own if romney that his way. i strongly suggest that you wake the [bleep] up. >> all right. now, president obama and mitt romney are of course out on the campaign trail. they both happen to be in virginia today try
in fact, long time reporter with a book on what would have happened if al gore won. that's interesting. then we actually found something funny about prime minister netanyahu's speech is the u.n. today. who but us? plus elbow of the day. it's go time. ♪ >> you are not to worry. my policies will make things better for hem. >> what's my plan? give tax breaks to companies that invest in america. >> i want to see us export more jobs -- export more products. i was channeling my...
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and stephen colbert shows us how the romney campaign is reacting to a bad week of poll numbers and, of course, a check on this friday weather all when "way too early" come right back. ally bank. why they have a raise your rate cd. tonight our guest, thomas sargent. nobel laureate in economics, and one of the most cited economists in the world. professor sargent, can you tell me what cd rates will be in two years? no. if he can't, no one can. that's why ally has a raise your rate cd. ally bank. your money needs an ally. >>> lovely shot of the capitol there in washington, d.c. let's get a check on your friday weather now from nbc meteorologist bill karins. good morning. >> let it rain on the friday to clear it out for the weekend. >> sounds good to me. >> if you're in new england, you'll be dealing with wet roads out there and embedded areas of heavier rain through connecticut and exiting northern jersey and southern portions of new york. this is with us for the first half of the day. by the second half of the day, this is exiting northern new england. as far as the forecast goes, the ot
and stephen colbert shows us how the romney campaign is reacting to a bad week of poll numbers and, of course, a check on this friday weather all when "way too early" come right back. ally bank. why they have a raise your rate cd. tonight our guest, thomas sargent. nobel laureate in economics, and one of the most cited economists in the world. professor sargent, can you tell me what cd rates will be in two years? no. if he can't, no one can. that's why ally has a raise your rate cd....
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we'll get a live report with dave ahead in sports. he'll help us through this to explain how it came to pass. >>> in the race for president, both candidates will be in virginia today. it's one of 30 states where early voting is already underway. it's a state president obama won in 2008 by more than 6% and where a polling average from real clear politics shows the president up by 4 1/2 points. this follows a busy day on the trail yesterday. both candidates held dueling rallies as they crisscrossed ohio. there mitt romney tried to brush back suggestions his campaign was faltering in the state of ohio after polls showed him trailing the president by ten points. >> i'm very pleased with some polls, less so with other polls. but frankly at this early stage, polls go up and down. i don't expect to get 100% of the vote. i hope to get 50 plus and make sure i become the next president. >> the republican candidates cited two national polls from gallup that he says have the numbers even. but the current nationwide gallup daily tracking poll has
we'll get a live report with dave ahead in sports. he'll help us through this to explain how it came to pass. >>> in the race for president, both candidates will be in virginia today. it's one of 30 states where early voting is already underway. it's a state president obama won in 2008 by more than 6% and where a polling average from real clear politics shows the president up by 4 1/2 points. this follows a busy day on the trail yesterday. both candidates held dueling rallies as they...
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more than 22 million households, double the number from 1989, and reports that the average debt for a graduate is $25,000. they blame the spike on rising tuition and more people going back to school in this terrible economy which more people are. at the love those folks have graduated but are still struggling to find high-paying jobs. some are borrowing more money to pay their bills. others going back to graduate school and racking up more date and now it totals more than credit card debt and second only to mortgage debt. now a wealth manager for a capital investment management company. student loan debt is a problem. this is not a news flash. >>guest: it should not be a surprise. people do not have money. we have rising prices. the annual tuition increase is about 10 percent a year and it has been that way for many years. now we have more people with less money. because so many people are underemployed, we have people taking jobs in some cases they are overqualified for, with less jobs out there for people just graduating from college. they do not have a way to pay back the debt. >>s
more than 22 million households, double the number from 1989, and reports that the average debt for a graduate is $25,000. they blame the spike on rising tuition and more people going back to school in this terrible economy which more people are. at the love those folks have graduated but are still struggling to find high-paying jobs. some are borrowing more money to pay their bills. others going back to graduate school and racking up more date and now it totals more than credit card debt and...
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report." fair warning: this is your last appearance before you hit the guest pay wall. last freebie so let's make it good. >> stephen: . >> i'll do my best. >> stephen: you write for the "new yorker," you're a senior legal analyst for cnn and you've got a new book called "the oath: the obama white house and the supreme court." last time you were here you said the supreme court was definitely going to rule against obamacare, it was a disaster for obama. you lied to me. (laughter) it broke my heart! a heart that is now covered by obamacare! (laughter) how did you get it so wrong? >> i just-- over-- i paid too much attention to the oral argument and not enough to what i think john roberts-- i now know was thinking about this case. >> stephen: okay, roberts. let's get into this. you get into this. roberts changed his mind, right? wharoberts was going to say one thing and then for some personal reason he changes his mind. why did he do it? >> well, in the first place, there's nothing wrong with cha
report." fair warning: this is your last appearance before you hit the guest pay wall. last freebie so let's make it good. >> stephen: . >> i'll do my best. >> stephen: you write for the "new yorker," you're a senior legal analyst for cnn and you've got a new book called "the oath: the obama white house and the supreme court." last time you were here you said the supreme court was definitely going to rule against obamacare, it was a disaster for obama....
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. >> reporter: matthew dowd a top strategist for president george w. bush said it almost feels like sarah palin is his foreign policy advisor. >> stephen: come on! sarah palin would be a great foreign policy advisor. to her, all policy is foreign. (laughter) and folks... yes. (applause) and to all those panty waste pundits who say that presidential politics should end at the water's edge and that mitt's foreign policy statement was a case of premature inauguration... (laughter) >> stephen: radio host and pillsbury doe dump rush limbaugh has an answer. >> we're only supposed to have one president now at times like this. well, we don't have one, unless romney speaks up. and that's the sad reality. >> stephen: yes. as far as rush and i are concerned mitt romney is our president. and that's the sad reality. and if president... if president romney does not defend america now, he will not deserve to have been elected two months later. (laughter) you know, folks, in times like these, it's hard to know what to say. which mitt proved at his press conference on
. >> reporter: matthew dowd a top strategist for president george w. bush said it almost feels like sarah palin is his foreign policy advisor. >> stephen: come on! sarah palin would be a great foreign policy advisor. to her, all policy is foreign. (laughter) and folks... yes. (applause) and to all those panty waste pundits who say that presidential politics should end at the water's edge and that mitt's foreign policy statement was a case of premature inauguration... (laughter)...
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last week when a reporter asked him if he was going to start campaigning harder romney responded, ha ha, we're in the stretch, aren't we. look at those clouds. it's beautiful. look at those things. (laughter) >> yeah, yeah. (applause) just look at those things. look at those pretty clouds. that one kind of looks like a bunny. or if you turn your head the other way, crushing poll results. i'm going to go with bunny. besides, you can't trust polls. right fox news. >> the latest fox news polls give president obama an edge in three key swing states. he's up 5 in florida, 7 in ohio and 7 in virginia. but that is with all likely voters. once you isolate voters extremely interested in the election the race is much closer. >> stephen: yes. much closer among the extremely interested. and romney's tied when you focus on the index pressably intrigued. and he's up, he's up by 2 points when you count only voters who are sigh cotically engaged. (applause) the point is the point is the polls showing romney behind have to be wrong. >> we have a bunch of polls, gallup, pew and-- and uh-- the cnn whic
last week when a reporter asked him if he was going to start campaigning harder romney responded, ha ha, we're in the stretch, aren't we. look at those clouds. it's beautiful. look at those things. (laughter) >> yeah, yeah. (applause) just look at those things. look at those pretty clouds. that one kind of looks like a bunny. or if you turn your head the other way, crushing poll results. i'm going to go with bunny. besides, you can't trust polls. right fox news. >> the latest fox...
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stephen colbert weighed in. >> you can't trust polls, right fox news? >> the latest fox news polls give president obama an edge in three key swing states. once you isolate voters who are extremely interested in the election the race is much closer. >> romney is tide when you focus on the inexpressibly intrigued. and he's up by two points when you count only voters who are psychotically engaged. i've got my own source, dean chambers who analyzed these polls and reached the scientific conclusion that they just didn't look like. chambers' work throws all polls into doubt now. even the internal ones i've taken of myself. the results say that i'm not that excited about mitt romney, but as a conservative i feel like i should love him. i mean, maybe the sample size is too small or maybe i checked the wrong box and i'm actually latino. >>> it's not a good sign if the strategy just six weeks from election day is to bash the polls. and the first debate is next wednesday, but looking back to the gop primary debates for a moment, there were probably times when you
stephen colbert weighed in. >> you can't trust polls, right fox news? >> the latest fox news polls give president obama an edge in three key swing states. once you isolate voters who are extremely interested in the election the race is much closer. >> romney is tide when you focus on the inexpressibly intrigued. and he's up by two points when you count only voters who are psychotically engaged. i've got my own source, dean chambers who analyzed these polls and reached the...
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check us out on colbert. check us out, we're playing a show, stuff like that. >> stephen: very exciting stuff. (laughter) now the name of the album is the sound of the life of the mind. what is the meaning of the title of the album. (laughter) >> it is kind of confusing after a while. >> stephen: well, the sound of the life of the mind. what is the sound of the life of the mind? >> well, the title comes from a tract that nick hornby the author wrote the lyrics too. and he corroborated with ben on the song. >> he's an author and he writes good work. and we just thought his tight sell going to be better. that's really what it was. >> stephen: really. >> yeah, we looked down all the possible song titles and most of them i wrote the words to and they to me weren't as interesting as nicks. >> stephen: well, quite a sales job on your lyrics. (laughter) >> stephen: won't you please do a song. >> yeah, okay. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you very much, thank you, ben. we'll be right back with a performance
check us out on colbert. check us out, we're playing a show, stuff like that. >> stephen: very exciting stuff. (laughter) now the name of the album is the sound of the life of the mind. what is the meaning of the title of the album. (laughter) >> it is kind of confusing after a while. >> stephen: well, the sound of the life of the mind. what is the sound of the life of the mind? >> well, the title comes from a tract that nick hornby the author wrote the lyrics too. and...
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well, stephen colbert weighed in. >> you can't trust polls, right fox news? >> the latest fox news polls give president obama an edge in three key swing states. once you isolate voters who are extremely interested in the election, the race is much closer. >> romney's tied when you focus on the inexpressibly intrigued. and he's up by two points when you count only voters who are psychotically engaged. folks, i have got my own source of polls, conservative blogger dean chambers who analyzed these polls favoring obama and then reached the scientific conclusion that they just didn't look right. chambers' work throws all polls into doubt now. even the internal ones i have taken of myself. i mean, the results say i'm not that excited about mitt romney, but as a conservative i feel like i should love him. maybe the sample size is too small or maybe i checked the wrong box and i'm actually latino, you know? >> it's not a good sign just six weeks from election day to bash the polls. >>> the first presidential debate is next week, next wednesday. looking back to the go
well, stephen colbert weighed in. >> you can't trust polls, right fox news? >> the latest fox news polls give president obama an edge in three key swing states. once you isolate voters who are extremely interested in the election, the race is much closer. >> romney's tied when you focus on the inexpressibly intrigued. and he's up by two points when you count only voters who are psychotically engaged. folks, i have got my own source of polls, conservative blogger dean chambers...
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by name steve colbert realizes what all about. >> this will help romney win over undecided voters, especially the most undecided of all, god. >> eliot: joining us now is political satirist and host john fugelsang, thanks for being here. >> nice to be here. >> eliot: is this what it has come for. >> it was the secular humanist who trashed our economy, you know that governor. >> eliot: yes. >> he was the same pastor in texas that ran that empty stadium event with rick perry last year. i prayed that nobody would show up at that event, and it worked. michelle obama tells you to eating habits she is criticized, but this guy is fine telling people to fast. >> eliot: what explains it, then in do think it is going to work? what is the game here? -- why not just kind of brush the whole thing aside, and say okay this didn't work out so well. >> it's about tribalism and who's side has the power, and they would rather have the guy they hate in power who will be a one-term foot rest but have the other guy on the power. it's not really about ideology it's about who has got the ball. >> eliot: that's exactl
by name steve colbert realizes what all about. >> this will help romney win over undecided voters, especially the most undecided of all, god. >> eliot: joining us now is political satirist and host john fugelsang, thanks for being here. >> nice to be here. >> eliot: is this what it has come for. >> it was the secular humanist who trashed our economy, you know that governor. >> eliot: yes. >> he was the same pastor in texas that ran that empty stadium...